Be-Witchered: FREE Download Flash Game
inspired by The Witcher

designed and created by Anarchos, Superstar Flash Game Developer

The Witcher Weekly World News is Proud to present BeWitchered: a FREE downloadable Flash Game Inspired by The Witcher! This game was created and coded by our very own Anarchos! It includes in it three original songs inspired by the Witcher, one by Anarchos and two by our good friends from RISE Gaming, known to you as the RedFlame mod team.

This bejeweled style game is dedicated to all of you fellow Witchers who have ever dealt with poisoning yourself by downing too many bottles of various potions, whether the Witcher kind or the kind sold at your favorite watering hole. Now you can download BeWitchered yourself and enjoy images and scenes from The Witcher while playing it yourself.

Many thanks to the team at CDProjekt RED for their inspiration and to the community for your friendship and support of this site and it's myriad projects.

Many thanks also to Anarchos, who has so gracously donated his time and talent towards creating content to share with the Witcher Community. If you want to know more about Anarchos, you can visit his personal site at www.pagannation.org/anarchos/

Commentary and Analysis Regarding BeWitchered

brought to you by Chronicler Esquire Paul Vardaris of RISE Gaming Studio of Vizima, Incorporated

Anarchos-Prime: BeWitchered sign uses REDFlame Jutsu, level 60 season one strength calligraphy-style, and Cielecki-Jutsu, level 80 season three haiku-style bound to the earth from heaven with the blessing of the Salinksy HoKage.

BeWitchered Sign was most recently seen in Wyzima in a duel of epic proportions, using tremendous amounts of chakra and stamina. Dandelion had felt the presence of a master enter Wyzima, and stood and fled the bar, leaving behind two somewhat-dressed and most irritated wenches of dubious repute.

As Dandelion's Charm-haiku style cleared the dusty street, Anarchos-Prime approached calmly with the serenity of the Wind That Winds East From South. Dandelion prepared himself in classic Mule-Stance, mandolin tuned and prepared, hands performing ritual motions of Power.

Anarchos paused to assess this legendary opponent. The town was silent except for the muffled curses of recently abandoned vessels of lust, watching from the inn. Dandelion opened with a challenge, the Voice That Speaks With Suave Milk:

"So, you're the one who makes these... games. You think you have rythym? Code? Style? Hm, hah, my new friend. When I am done with you, you will be Anarchos-Null, of the forgotten temple of shitten holes!"

The townfolk, watery images and shadows compared to the brightness of the masters facing one another in the street, murmured in shock and awe, more awe, and more shock.

Anarchos-Prime grinned, gently. "Prove it. Newb."

To invoke a W0rD of p0w4r so soon! The inn's shutters rattled and split; the street flew in gravel and dust; the wind howled as Anarchos-Prime immediately acknowledged a master of c0d3.

Dandelion blinked, his Charm-haiku style flickering uncertainly. With fury, his eyes narrowed, his fingers clenched, and raw Music of Six Emptying Golden Dawn Rays Upon Clear Virgin Ponds sprang from his mandolin. The music and words caressed the ears of Wyzima's people, making them weep or fall prone in stupor, unable to withstand such holy strains.

Anarchos-Prime blinked, a half-tear coming to his eye. Then, his hands wove gently a soft glow of the dusk's final glimmer off the tops of trees before night's first stars might be seen. C0d3 began to flow from his fingers in patterns too dizzying to the eye to comprehend. Dandelion's music and sound faded to mist and shadow. Before Anarchos-Prime, was beheld pure Logic and Serentity.

Lo, the C0d3 was w0rd. Forth, came Bewitchered, as the Salinsky-Calligraphy and Cielecky-Haiku wrapped about the town of Wyzima. Bruises were healed; depression was cured; malaise turned to energy. The Game had come.

And it was good. Dandelion slumped, aware his mastery legend was ruined for this day. More reagents would be needed and songs written before Anarchos-Prime's chakra would even begin to be depleted.

You have heard this story. Now go, download and play BeWitchered and share in the serenity and might of C0d3 that is good.